Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Women's Terminology

guys keep your eyes peeled and your ears open.... i see the girls nodding at all these....

FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour or more. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something,"and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Kin Sun's Terminology

FIFTEEN MINUTES - No matter where he is in Singapore, ask him when he will reach the destination, and he will say " Fifteen Minutes " ( which will FOREVER result in waiting for at least another 30 - 60 minutes )

Daniel's Terminology

I'M NOT AT HOME - IF he says he is not at home, that means he IS at home

I'M WAITING AT YOUR LIFT - That means he is waiting for the lift outside his house

I'M CROSSING THE ROAD, BUT I CAN'T SEE U LEH - That means he is INSIDE the lift now, that's why he can't see me

I'M BUSY NOW, GOT SOMETHING V IMPORTANT - That means he is trying to get the number of a girl he likes

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