Today i was trying IRC for only the 2nd time since installing it........ and u knw, i always thought that online chatting is a harmless thing, and the worst that can happen, is oni meeting pple who are not wat they claim to be ........ but i was soooo wrong........ there are quite a few lunatics here..... Sex Lunatics, to be exact........ and it sure is freaking me out.......

I heard quite alot from Del, abt knwing pple from IRC, so i tried it for fun, without giving it any serious thoughts abt it..... i logged in, looked at the channel folder, found nothing special... so i typed something special to search ....... "Sex" ....... yup, i went into the sex channel....... and as usual, there are hundreds of sex-crazed males out there, who were crazy advertising... asking for ladies who want fun, cam chat, sex, blah blah blah, u name it, they said it!!

i was busying reading the posts and also going into the "Singapore" channel to look ard, when i suddenly received a msg from a person called "Siao_Boi" ...... this was wat she or he msg:

1. Hi, intro
2. watz ur penis size ? (OMG, and this is oni the 2nd msg!!!!!!)
3. watz ur penis size ? (yup, whether itz a "she" or " he" or "shemale", she asked for the 2nd time)
4. want to have sex ?

hmm...... i shld have known, cos i am in the "Sex" channel afterall........ everybody in there goes straight to the point...

Anyway, i tok a little with her, and when she mentioned whether i want to have sex, i just asked if it was better if we exchanged pics........ and to cut the story short, we went into MSN to chat..... the moment i saw her email add, and the background pic that was shown....... i almost died.....
the email address was obviously a guy's one... and the photo was one of 4 males ( or kids, rather) taking a photo with Mr Pierre Png......(lucky i was fast enuff to take a look at his background pic, cos he quickly changed it to a pic of some pretty taiwan pop idol).. of cos i questioned him, and he claimed that he was using his brother's MSN....... HELLO!!!!! U THINK I AM STUPID OR WAT ?!?! i have not lived for 24 years for nothing ok!!! i knw wat is a lie, and wat is the truth, cos i do lie sometimes myself!! er..oops

Anyway, he still claimed that he is called "Samantha", and that his stats were 34c/23/34 ... which i just listened and keep quiet......

later i msg him this:
"sorri, but i think u r a guy...... if u are a gay, i can make friends with u, cos i have a few gay friends too....... but if u are not wat u claim to be, den i am sorry..."

But alas.... i made a huge mistake....... i actualli sent him a neo-print of me and my friends, which was taken while in JB..... so it means...... DANIEL, that person knows of ur existence!!! haha, so dun be surprised if someone suddenly ask u if u wanna have sex NOW...... hehe, sorry!

P.S. does a nick called "zhongyi24" sound like a girl to anyone ? cos i actualli received quite a few msg from horny men who called me " hi, horny babe" or " hi sexy lady, u wanna have fun tonite?" haiz...........wah lau eh....................