Women's Terminology

guys keep your eyes peeled and your ears open.... i see the girls nodding at all these....

FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour or more. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something,"and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Kin Sun's Terminology

FIFTEEN MINUTES - No matter where he is in Singapore, ask him when he will reach the destination, and he will say " Fifteen Minutes " ( which will FOREVER result in waiting for at least another 30 - 60 minutes )

Daniel's Terminology

I'M NOT AT HOME - IF he says he is not at home, that means he IS at home

I'M WAITING AT YOUR LIFT - That means he is waiting for the lift outside his house

I'M CROSSING THE ROAD, BUT I CAN'T SEE U LEH - That means he is INSIDE the lift now, that's why he can't see me

I'M BUSY NOW, GOT SOMETHING V IMPORTANT - That means he is trying to get the number of a girl he likes

Damn..... tonight i am working from 8pm till tomorrow morning 8am.... and i am all alone on the 27th floor ?!?!?! shit.... and i thought there will be at least a fellow colleague working till 12am tonight... but no ?!?! shit... how am i gonna tahan ....... and i am the only person manning the entire LTA hotline tonight..... jialat liao..... haiz...........

Damn Singtel!!!!!!

Was watching a DVD called : " Fallen " which stars Denzel Washington, Jon Goodman and other good actors.....

Well, this is a story about a Detective called John Hobbes (Denzel ) , who is convinced that when killer Edgar Reese is executed, all of his troubles are over. But when people he knows and people on the street start to sing the same tune that Reese sang in the gas chamber, and those same people taunt him, he is told that maybe the cursed fallen angel Azazel is behind it all. Azazel is cursed to roam the Earth without a form, and he can switch bodies by any contact, making him hard to track. When Hobbes is forced to kill a man possessed by Azazel, he must clear his name while protecting his family and others from the evil, vengeful Azazel.

P.S. i am born lazy, so i just copy and pasted the abv summary from some website.. :P ( well, at least i am honest leh!! )

Anyway, if u have the time, go rent the show to watch... quite a good show and as usual, great acting from the irresistable Denzel Washington......

Anyway, after watching the movie...... it got me thinking on whether there realli is a God or not...... cos if there is, why does Jesus Christ appear only thousands of years ago, and not now..... i mean, aren't the people of this time worth saving too ??

Surely if there is a God, he would have seen the atrocities that are being committed in Iraq and other parts of the world..... are the lives of human beings so insignificant, that he can't perform some sort of miracle to save these people ??? Or maybe.... we human beings are just a plaything to our Creator...... maybe... cos if i am God, i would surely have flared up when some idiot out there is killing innocent people on the reason that " It's God's Will " ...........

I pray for Peace to the families of the 2 Americans who were just beheaded.. nothing can be done to rewind the past... but i just hope that time will eventually..... lessen the pain at least.......

and a short note to their killers : " may u burn in hell......... "

Hmm... last Sat was the 2nd Bowling Championship between Jiak Nor Mee aka Dua Pau , Pai Kut aka Magic Stick, Ah Niu aka Daniel and me... and to cut the story short...... jeremy won in the singles event.... and unbelievably, the combination of Pai Kut and Ah Niu won ..... again.... i had no choice but to announce the bad news, cos if not.. someone will say i am a sore loser... Grrrr....
Can u imagine how suay i was ?!?! In the first game, my first 2 throws were strikes.. but yet in the end... i actualli got 98 points only ?!?!?!? but nonetheless, lucky that Ah Niu had the exact points as me ( if not, i may have to retire prematurely... ) ... but damn.. it must be that Victorine.. the moment she came with ST, i suddenly lost all form ....... or maybe it was becos i forgot to take the trophy from the uncle on that day... hmmmmm.....

But i learnt my lesson.... and i promise that for the next bowling championship, that Pai Kut & Ah Niu will see blood!!!!!! i want revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha, or maybe i shld just quit... and concentrate on maybe table tennis or other sports...haiz......

Hmmm...... its been sometime since i last updated my blog....... anyway, guess itz been a hell of a week....... last friday i was supposed to go to Suntec to watch the 9.33FM awards...... reached there @ 6.30pm with no tickets..... so i checked with the reception and was suay suay directed to Millennia Walk to buy the tickets instead...... well...... at dat v moment Del was still interested in going to the award thing....... so there i was..... queuing alone to buy the tickets...... until............

He sms me saying he dun feel like gg..... becos his ex dun want him to go......... dat was @ 6.50pm

And the award thing was supposed to start at 7pm............

Of cos i was pissed off..... i mean... he shld have told me a long time ago........ and i thought his ex was comin along....... damn........ but well........... i guess such shit does happen sometimes.........

Anyway, on a happier note....... my team finally had our long-awaited FIRST training session!!!! haha..... WELL, ITZ ABT TIME !!! haha, our team realli need to brush up on our basics..... and the highly trained Eng Guan has been appointed as our Head Coach..... Chong Koon is the Manager...... and i am the unofficial DIRECTOR of Teck Hin Soccer Club!!!!!!!!! hahahah...... omg..... wat a joke....... :P

Oh yeah, last Sat my buddies and i also had a highly competitive FIRST UNOFFICIAL " Bowling Championship " ( of cos itz self - acclaimed lah!! ) damn dat stupid Daniel....... i had originally set the competition to start @ 9.30pm, but he set the time @ 8.30 instead, saying he had to go back home early at 10.30pm ( remember this sentence!!! )

Well, anyway i had my family dinner at Newton, but becos i tot i might be late, so i sms Daniel saying i could reach only @ 9pm earliest....... this was his exact reply :

" Bowling Championship wait for NO ONE..... dun be late, cos we wont wait for U! "

AAarrgggh...... wat can i do..... so i had to coax my family to eat faster, saying that i had to attend this "competition" since i am one of the contestants......... in the end.......

I reached there at 8.30pm...... and i was alone.......

Daniel reached there at only.................................. only........................ 9. 30pm ?!?!?! WAT THE @#$@#$^%$^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But the funny thing was, he cheekily refused to say sorry... and in the end , we decided that the loser of the 1st round will say sorry to the other person.......

........and i lost........... by 2 points............... AND I ACTUALLI HAD TO SAY SORRY TO THE GUY WHO MADE ME WAIT FOR 45MIN ?!?!?!?!?

Anyway, i won the next round which resulted in Daniel subsidizing my bowling fees.. hehe... and oh yeah... in the end, Daniel and the rest of us only left at 11.30pm..... omg... i will NEVER ever trust this stupid cow again...... and to think he is my next blk neighbour ?!?! so suay!! :P

But overall, it was another fantastic bowling session full of fun and crap..... i mean, who in the right mind would actualli go to the counter, and ask the Uncle to lend one of the trophys to us to fool around ?!?! haha, well we did..... and it sure wasnt the first nor the last time either!!!!

Oh yeah, b4 i forget ..... while waiting for Daniel, jeremy told me abt one of his friends who was filthy rich..... her family owes some hotels in Aussie land, and they have EIGHT CARS IN SINGAPORE!! can u imagine it ?!?! EIGHT!!!! and guess wat.. the cheapest car were actualli the 2 BMW 7 series!!!! here goes the list :

1. Bentley
2. Ferrari
3. Rolls Royce X 2
4. Aston Martin
5. BMW 7 series X 2
6. Mercedez Benz ( not sure abt this, but think itz a Merc)

Oh yeah, btw... her family's security guards earn $ 2500 a month...... just to guard the house...
I am quitting my job tml to interview for a post as a guard.. anyone interested to join me ?? :P

Today one of the IT staff came to change my PC's hard drive and reformat my entire system..... now... i can't change my Lan Settings in order to surf the net...... shit..... no more MSN messenger... no more checking of my mails and no more checking on the latest news of HPs and my favourite Blackburn Rovers team during office hours....... damn..... and itz all becos i told my supervisor my pc was slow....... damn....... me and my big mouth......

Anyway, i heard of the news that 12 young and innocent Nepalese were killed last week by the terrorists in Iraq.....again......
i realli condemn those fuckers who give no hoot to human life..... they keep claiming that they wanna kill those "crusaders" who invade their country and support the U.S..... but these pple are realli fucking cowards who hide behind a mask and kill the innocent..... if they are realli so brave and courageous, den go and face the "crusaders" on their own... and not hide behind the walls and kidnapp some innocent pple who are just wrkin in Iraq, and are actualli contributing to a better future to the Iraqis.....

and oh yeah, i wonder if those fucking terrorists are realli muslims, cos they are only making use of their religion as an excuse to take innocent lives.......

Condemn the Terrorists, but pls don't condemn Islam, as i am sure the Quran will not teach it's followers to kill the innocent

http://drinkthis.typepad.com/main/2004/08/recapping_this.html

I always think that variety shows are abt playing games and singing, and is entertainment ... that is meant for the family to watch..... but now.......... i think Japan has already changed my mindset on what variety shows can realli be...........

"Game shows have bored us for years, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the format - it's the silly questions and dumb contestants that put us to sleep. "

Always finding ways to push the sexual envelope the Japanese have figured out how to turn their fondness for wacky game shows into hardcore porn. The results, as you'll soon see, are delightful.
Thus far the "game show" is not available for broadcast but as a pornography series. The Ministry of Culture could not be reached for comment.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1384

Anyway, i found a website that has news and analysis of the Human Sexuality in Asia..... have read some of the articles and to be honest..... itz v enriching..... and it IS educational!!! serious!!!!!!

http://www.asiansexgazette.com/index.htm

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!! haha, finally got rid of my "dai gor dai" phone... the giantic and bulky N3650....... and i actualli sold it for $ 255... haha, datz a gd price...... but got one lousy experience man.....

Yesterday i found one 2nd hand dealer @ Far East Plaza ( itz #03-119.. steer clear of that shop) ..... and thru the phone, they actually promised a whopping $300 for my "ah pek" phone (AND cfm no price-haggling) ... but when i reached there..... they checked & checked...... till i said something wrong..... that i forgot to bring the original ear-piece, and only have the old one, meant for phones like 6510.... Guess wat ?? they IMMEDIATELY said they have to cut the price......... in the end, they offered $220 ?!?!?! WTF!!! and they said itz becos mine is the 2003 model with no software upgrade ?!?! shit them man...... so much for my honesty....................

Anyway, all thanks to Del , who earlier on found another buyer on the 2nd floor, who promised $255, and they ONLY wanted the phone, nothing else....... but of cos, being the honest me... i just passed the whole package to them.............

Then i had to rush to City Hall, meet one seller who is selling his N6230 for $510....... who claimed that it was as gd as new... well, at first i was worried of the condition of the phone... till i saw him...... den i was relieved....... why ?? cos the seller was an Uncle in his forties, who looked realli innocent, decent and blurr..... JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!!! hahaha...... and when i inspected the phone........ realli found no scratches, warranty was unfilled, the phone was manufactured in June oni, and the charger and ear-piece looked as though they were never out of the box....... so i gladly passed the cash to him... and became the proud owner of the N6230..... haha, now i just have to type more sms and get used to the normal keypad... and become normal again...... :P

Present Goal : To use my current phone till Jan '05, den upgrade using the 21mths plan, and buy my ultimate dream phone ....... the Nokia 6260........ :P

The time is 6.18pm... and i am still in the office.... till 7pm....hmm.... sian man, some more got a bad sore throat... and my job is to answer up to 100 or more calls a day..... super siong man.... but i guess itz kinda good oso, as i dint smoke at all these past few days!!! Looks like so far i am keeping the promise that i made with KS.... haha..... anyway, lucky i dun feel tired or anything..... (dint even yawm at all today..which is a new record..) cos i slept for a WHOPPING 15 HOURS yesterday!!!!!! haha, since yesterday 6pm tll this morning 9am...... guess, itz to catch up on all the other late nights that i have had before....... haiz...... itz another boring day.....

Anyway, anyone have any lobang for Nokia 6230 Graphite Black, pls let me know!!! haha, i just found out there is one buyer who is willing to pay $300 for my old and bulky N3650!!! so i gotta sell fast, before that person changes his mind again..... :P haiz, all thanks to Del, who got me hooked on changing phones again..........