In-Camp-Training (ICT) is finally over!!!!!!!!! aaahhh...... although itz v tiring, overall it was still alrite...... well, to us reservists, going back to camp is like gg to a holiday camp....... overall the facilities were v gd...... and we could smoke anywhere, anytime we like and tok cock to our officers as though they are our own friends..... hehe, btw the recruits are realli having a gd life : They have a monthly allowance of $300++ ( i oni got $240 during my army days), and the recruits can actually play Basketball & Street Soccer after oni......... 5pm ?!?! aaahhh...... but well, anyway, my tough days are over... and itz time to relax and have fun!!!!!! (shit, forgot abt my upcoming exams in a month's time... damn.. )

Anyway, this ICT was Range...... which to novices, means that i have to shoot live rounds and to be honest, i was quite gan cheong, cos it was the 1st time i was shooting...... haiz...... damn...... cannot escape liao...... and this time round, SAF actually changed the format of Range......

1. Now it is no longer abt individual effort, but more of a team effort........
2. This is a group effort of 6 pple..... which means, if they achieved marksmanship, ALL 6 will be marksman even if one of them was a "BOBO" shooter aka lousy shooter......
3. So in other words, if there are 6 "BOBO" shooters...... den jialat lor, there will be reshoot & reshoot & reshoot........ so on and so on... till they passed the test......
4. This time, we had to cross-fire, which means that our own targets may appear in my buddy's lane, and we must make sure which target we had to shoot......

In the daytime shoot, my team had to reshoot cos of some stupid bullets and IA problems, but after reshoot, we actually scored 69 out of 90...... which is not bad ok!! haha, so we just had to shoot down 21 targets to hit the 50% passing mark...... and we tot night shoot would be real easy....

I was so wrong...

During night shoot, each of us had to shoot 15 live bullets........ my buddy and i shot 15 each........
and we actually did not hit a single target ?!?!?!?!?!? aaahh.... damn....... the targets were so damn small & dark and it was completely different from our BMT, when the targets would still be clear @ night......... haha, but we were lucky, cos the rest of our team still managed to hit the required targets....... phew........

Note to Alex, Daniel & Pai Kut : DUN LAUGH!! itz really not easy ok!! wait till itz ur turn..... den u will know!!!! :P


Morale of the Story: Even if u have 2 "BOBO" shooters, u can still pass ur Range!!!!!! hahah..

Today i was trying IRC for only the 2nd time since installing it........ and u knw, i always thought that online chatting is a harmless thing, and the worst that can happen, is oni meeting pple who are not wat they claim to be ........ but i was soooo wrong........ there are quite a few lunatics here..... Sex Lunatics, to be exact........ and it sure is freaking me out.......

I heard quite alot from Del, abt knwing pple from IRC, so i tried it for fun, without giving it any serious thoughts abt it..... i logged in, looked at the channel folder, found nothing special... so i typed something special to search ....... "Sex" ....... yup, i went into the sex channel....... and as usual, there are hundreds of sex-crazed males out there, who were crazy advertising... asking for ladies who want fun, cam chat, sex, blah blah blah, u name it, they said it!!

i was busying reading the posts and also going into the "Singapore" channel to look ard, when i suddenly received a msg from a person called "Siao_Boi" ...... this was wat she or he msg:

1. Hi, intro
2. watz ur penis size ? (OMG, and this is oni the 2nd msg!!!!!!)
3. watz ur penis size ? (yup, whether itz a "she" or " he" or "shemale", she asked for the 2nd time)
4. want to have sex ?

hmm...... i shld have known, cos i am in the "Sex" channel afterall........ everybody in there goes straight to the point...

Anyway, i tok a little with her, and when she mentioned whether i want to have sex, i just asked if it was better if we exchanged pics........ and to cut the story short, we went into MSN to chat..... the moment i saw her email add, and the background pic that was shown....... i almost died.....
the email address was obviously a guy's one... and the photo was one of 4 males ( or kids, rather) taking a photo with Mr Pierre Png......(lucky i was fast enuff to take a look at his background pic, cos he quickly changed it to a pic of some pretty taiwan pop idol).. of cos i questioned him, and he claimed that he was using his brother's MSN....... HELLO!!!!! U THINK I AM STUPID OR WAT ?!?! i have not lived for 24 years for nothing ok!!! i knw wat is a lie, and wat is the truth, cos i do lie sometimes myself!! er..oops

Anyway, he still claimed that he is called "Samantha", and that his stats were 34c/23/34 ... which i just listened and keep quiet......

later i msg him this:
"sorri, but i think u r a guy...... if u are a gay, i can make friends with u, cos i have a few gay friends too....... but if u are not wat u claim to be, den i am sorry..."

But alas.... i made a huge mistake....... i actualli sent him a neo-print of me and my friends, which was taken while in JB..... so it means...... DANIEL, that person knows of ur existence!!! haha, so dun be surprised if someone suddenly ask u if u wanna have sex NOW...... hehe, sorry!

P.S. does a nick called "zhongyi24" sound like a girl to anyone ? cos i actualli received quite a few msg from horny men who called me " hi, horny babe" or " hi sexy lady, u wanna have fun tonite?" haiz...........wah lau eh....................

Damn... wrking till 12am tonight.. and although Singtel will sponsor a taxi (which is normal practice everywhere..) to fetch us home.. but den.... i still have to SHARE the taxi with pple from other departments ?!?! omg.. and the cab will go from Raffles Place to places like Ang Mo Kio lah, Tiong Bahru lah, blah blah blah.. until finally my place @ Boon Lay.... damn..... hate it when Singtel is so "niao" aka stingy..... and it would be almost 1am by the time i reach home...... haiz, Singtel might as well give me a EZ-Link card to take the MRT home.. it will be even faster......... grrr...

Anyway, whenever i am wrkin late, and when the calls are few... my mind will always start to wonder:
1. fantasizing abt the pretty gals that i always see around the workplace.. (well, as usual i am just being honest! :P )
2. thinking that i am a secret agent, sent to kill all the terrorists in Iraq & around the world
3. or fantasizing abt me being a INTERNATIONAL WORLD FAMOUS SUPERSTAR in Japan ...
4. if i am not dreaming abt the abv things, den i will start thinking abt the past again........ no wonder Daniel & Pai Kut keep saying that i like to talk abt the past... shit, is that the "getting old" syndrome ?!?!?

so wat to do, i just go back to fantasizing abt step 1,2,3 again............ or think abt her again.........

haha.... and oh yeah, all my fantasies will have a storyline.. like a movie.. and i dunno how, but my mind will always have a "script" ready, so that my fantasies will flow through without me having to stop for a while, and decide what the next scene should be..... ah man....... guess i am starting to live in a world of my own.. :P

Now i just wanna go home and sleep.................

Was browsing Friendster just now.. haha, nothing much to see abt my profile ...... so wat to do...... be a peeping tom lah!! haha... anyway, i was browsing thru some of my friends' friends.. and so on and so forth.. and saw some pics that realli made me think back to the past again..... ahh...... will nv forget the days in sec sch... those were the days... when pple are most naive and innocent ( er, well... i mean, there's alot of vulgarities .. but den, u knw..... datz when pple tok without thinking... and are most truthful! )
Saw pics of friends from sch.. like zhirong, huijuan, tarryn aka turtle, zhiyong... blah blah blah..... ahh....... realli kinda miss them.............

Anyway, back to serious stuff...... the terrorists did it again..... they beheaded the british hostage last week..... i dunnoe why, but whenever i am daydreaming, i will think abt such stuff....... cos i realli cant understand why these beasts can do such things.... dun they have a wife, children, family ?!?!
i will nv forget the time when Channel 5 news broadcast the clip of Mr Kenneth Bigley.. pleading for his life... and yet pple start saying that itz all a set-up, and that he was allowed to roam abt in the terrorist's house....... they will start analysing this, analysing that..... talk here, talk there.. but......
for GOODNESS SAKE, WE ARE TALKING ABT A HUMAN LIFE HERE!!! fuck, does it realli matter if it is realli a set-up ? or if he is realli allowed to roam abt ?? the bottomline is, we have a hostage here, who just ..... wanna go home
now he is killed, are u fuckers happy?!?! sorry for the language, but i just cannot apprehend how pple can play ard with other pple's life...... are they realli so worthless ?? if what the terrorists want is just to free the 2 Iraqi prisoners, den for once, give in to this demand.. cos i just feel that

"A Prisoner that is released, can be caught again..... but when a human life is lost.. he is gone... forever...... and his family have to live with the agony forever.. with this scar............"

I know this will encourage more kidnappings... but then, if we put in more effort, step up our defence and find those bastards, then i am sure that we will be one step nearer to the magic word...... P.E.A.C.E........

Anyway, just some food for thought... wat if...... Mr Bush is the hostage here...... will the US act differently ?

Quote of the Day : " my life is cheap, but i just want to live..... i want to go home "
just some of the last words of the late Mr Bigley...... simple request, but impossible to fulfill now..

Very artistic and real sand drawing......

http://mail.lynms.edu.hk/~cwk/sand.wmv
Courtesy of my dear shit friend, Daniel.. :P