Friday, March 25, 2005

Just came back from watching The Eye 10 with Kin Sun and Daniel.... Well it was supposed to be a good, horror show according to some people, and Daniel says that since the Eye 1 & 2 were good, den the Eye 10 must definitely be not bad as well.. besides, GV @ Jurong Point was even Full House for the midnite show on Fri.....causing us to watch it @ Clementi only today... Anyway in short this show is about how 5 curious people explore 10 different ways in order to see ghosts...

Well, after watching it.. we have come to an uanimous conclusion.. that is in the upcoming Golden Horse Awards, this show will definitely and confirm win the prestigious........

"ZHUI JIA XI JU PIAN" aka The Best Picture in a Comedy genre!!!!

i mean, OH MY HOLY GOD!! this show is not only NOT SCARY AT ALL, but it includes all the ingredients to be nominated as one of the Best Comedy movies of all time.. beating even the highly-rated Kung Fu hands down......... i mean, where else can u see:

1. A possessed woman licking several monks in the mouth, causing them to "po jie" and ruin their monkhood

2. See most of the ghosts with practically the same old funny pose, with mouths gaping wide open

3. Literally see how a fart comes out from the male lead, see the FART floating about, until it was ultimately swallowed by a poor ghost....

4. And worse still, see how the male lead was possessed by a ghost and begin doing the Break-dance, humoring the whole neighbourhood and also causing another person to challenge him in dancing ?!?!?!?! WTF ?!?!?

This must be the worst possible movie that i have watched in a cinema... even since i suay suay watched " A Man Called Hero" starring Ekin Cheng....

I mean, at least when i watched the Thai show called " The Shutter", it was realli scary and there were many twists in that show... but The Eye 10 ?!?! there is no proper storyline, no twists, and worst still, it failed to even frighten us one bit............. All i can recall, is that:

we remembered we did not close our eyes at all, but forgot how many times we have laughed throughout the show..........

Sorry, i dint mean to pour cold water on those who wants to watch this horror ( read: horrible ) show, but if anyone realli insists on watching it, den i suggest u watch it on Mon or Tue, definitely not on a weekend... save ur money for a better show........

and Kin Sun's friend still dared to say that she hallucinated after watching the show... omg...

Morale of the Story: I am afraid of shows like Dark Water, The Ring, and The Shutter... but i am more afraid of shows like The Eye 10!!!

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not trythis at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to itsbody. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted toknow.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing..............)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Sunday, March 13, 2005


1 last stupid face....... Posted by Hello


Rosa aka Ms Venus... heheh Posted by Hello


Gillian... Posted by Hello


one last goodbye kiss to the babelicious fadila.....  Posted by Hello


Del aka the HP crazed man.. Can u imagine he changes HP almost every month ?!?! Posted by Hello


me and the funny fadila.. Posted by Hello

Monday, March 07, 2005

Today is the last day i am handling the LTA service, and also the last time that i will be seeing most of my colleagues in Singtel. Overall this has been an enjoyable & fruitful year for me, as i got to know many great people here. But i realli want to convey my heartfelt appreciation to all of them, especially to :

1. Fadilah - for being so helpful and patient with me, teaching me many things and also liven up the atmosphere around here. You are a wonderful and funny person, a fantastic colleague, a patient teacher and also a incredible mother. Will really miss you. Thank You

2. Del - We shared many things, and be it happy or sad, we shared most of them. You are one great guy, and also one hell of a Handphone fanatic. Learn to let go of certain things, be strong and brave, look around you, and you will find true happines. All of us here cares and you, so dun let us down. God Bless you

3. Gillian - The sweet and cute LTA princess!! haha, initially i thought you were just another INNOCENT, DECENT & HONEST person like me... But alas!!! it turns out you are one hell of a gal. Not only do you possess the above traits like me, but you are also very fun-loving, crappy and happening!! Keep it UP!!

4. Rosa - sorry, but i cant stop myself from calling you "MISS VENUS" for one last time!!! Cos in many people's eyes, you are one of the most pretty malays around! serious!! You are a very nice person, and a great colleague, and i was glad i got to know you better..ever since that fateful Sunday.. I hereby wish that you will fulfill all your dreams, believe in yourself and that true love will come to you, cos the reason is simple : Each & Everyone of us deserve better, so do you...

5. Ali - What can i say man.. This must be one of the coolest and funkiest guys around. You are funny, crappy and everyone will always be infected by you, cos you are always smiling and laughing. It has been realli hard for me to find another guy who does that hand sign.. until i got to know you!! haha.. Thank You for being a good friend and colleague.. and also appreciate that i got to know Omar through you. Cheers...

6. Dani Boy - Sometimes you realli amaze me with ur Jekyll & Mr Hyde transformation. One moment you can be very fierce, but the next moment, you can be very nice and friendly... You always pretend to be angry and yet help me when i ask for assistance.. but i know you dun mean it and i appreciate it alot. Thank You very much, and all the best in your studies and always stay cool!!

7. Liana - Oh the lady with the sexiest voice in LTA, if not the whole of Singtel! haha, you are another person whom i though was very quiet and dun tok alot.. But oh my, time realli proves alot of things!! You can be quite havoc and happening, but yet so gentle and soft-spoken. Really glad to know you too, and all the best in ur work and love life!!

Finally i must also thank our dear TLs and also the rest of the colleagues. Thank You so much for being so helpful, and sorry that i caused so much inconvenience during my time here. I wish you guys all the very very best, and stay healthy, happy and SMILE!!!!!!!

And i must say i was very touched when they actually bought a Billabong haversack, Adidas eau de toilette and deodorant for me... realli touched... THANKS GUYS!!!!!!

Quote of the Day : There is no everlasting banquet, but there is everlasting Love & Friendship..

Sunday, March 06, 2005

School Days during my time....

1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK,Transformers, Silver hawk and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a coloured mug. The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times too.

3. You know what SBC stands for.

4. You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in class.

5. You watch a very popular Malay dubbed Japanese drama on RTM1 about schoolgirls who possess powerful skills in volleyball called Meoro Attack.

6. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in secondary school.

7. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushion is red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEEP! when pressed. There are colourful tickets forTIBS buses.The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole in the ticket.

8. Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day.

9. You've probably read Young Generation magazine.You know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.

10. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

11. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.

12. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.

13. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.

14. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka (20 cents per pack), and Ding Dang (50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond on the ring.

15. You watched TV2 (also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.

16. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read. Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.

17. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you use metal forks and knives.

18. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME WAS 'super white'... you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien relative.

19. Catching was the IN thing and twist as the magic word.

20. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.

21. CDIS were your bestfriend.

22. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.

23. Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.

24. Boys loved to play soccer with small plastic balls in the basketball court.

25. Teng-teng, batu lesung, chapteh, hentam bola and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too...

26. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.

27. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, eternalized in our minds from the textbooks. Even Mr Wally & Mr. Yakki. What abt Miss Lala??? And Zaki and Tini in Malay Textbooks?

28. We carry out experiments of our own to get ourself badges for being a Young Zoologist / Botanist etc.

29. Every children's day and national day you either get pins or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1993' or dumb files with 'Happy National Day 1994'.

30. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like bigsister and brother.

31. We wear BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.

32. Your form teacher taught you maths, science and english.

33. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.

34. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.

35. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.

36. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.

37. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday.

38. You see Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.

39. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.

40. Boys like to catch fighting spiders and grasshoppers.

41. Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys.

42. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", and small poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch. Friend like you, hard to forget".

43. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"

44. There were at least 40 people in one class.

45. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried.

46. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable.

Damn... i am realli getting old........

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Incident 1 : Sometimes i really wonder why some pple can be so sensitive... why can't they try to think simple and not make things so complicated and also believe us when we say something ? Yesterday i was joking around with my malay colleague, and when one new guy ( whom she calls the "hippo") told me something in hokkien.. she wasn't very pleased.. later in the day, she kept smsing me what the new guy was telling me... so, as the innocent, decent and HONEST me would answer.. i told her the truth... "I CAN'T REMEMBER"....

and now she is pretending not to tok to me...

Her reason was that i couldn't have forgotten what the new guy said, and that i was hiding it from her on purpose.. but i mean common, i am closer to her than the new guy, and if i do remember, i would definitely tell her.. besides, its all the more obvious that if he said anything hurtful or malicious, i would definitely tell her and also @#$@#$ the new guy .. All i know is that he said something v casual, which i dint really catch.. and now i am getting the blame for "covering" up for the new guy... haiz...

And it all started from a casual remark in hokkien...... and now i have to spend the rest of the day to try and humour her.... which i never failed! :P

Morale of the Story : Always listen attentively.. dun just " or or or" when pple tell u something.. cos it can have serious consequences...

Incident 2 : I was on the MRT to Toa Payoh for my class.. and as usual it was super crowded.. but what realli amazed and disgusted me, was that when the door opened for us to enter.. there was this plump chinese woman SITTING right in the middle of the door entrance... everyone were squeezing like crazy and staring angrily @ her.. but she dint even give a damn.. and she dint even shrug when pple were tryin hard to either get in or out of the train.... damn, such things realli pisses me off.... ta-ma-de......

But on a happier note, my E-commerce presentation got 29/30!!! haha, and all i did was just do the opening, whereas my other group member did the rest of the talking... oh man.. dun play play, she was a degree holder from some Indian University... and she realli showed it when she presented... she was very good...... next week would be my turn to present Business Policy...hopefully i wont disappoint the rest ... *crossing fingers*